3.02.2009

a little "nice to know" something.

HOW EACH ZODIAC SIGN COPES WITH DEPRESSION:

the WATER signs -- they wallow in the murky depths.
Cancer
Scorpio
Pisces

the EARTH signs -- burrow into the ground.
Taurus
Virgo
Capricorn

the AIR signs -- get lost in the stratosphere.
Gemini
Libra
Aquarius

the FIRE signs -- cope with crisis through self-immolation.
Aries
Leo
Sagittarius




ZODIAC EQUATIONS:


1. WATER + WATER = FLOOD! the protagonists are literally swept away.

2. WATER + EARTH = MUD! you get bogged down and it's pretty yucchy.

3. WATER + AIR = TYPHOON! with great potential for destruction.

4. EARTH + FIRE = ZILCH. obviously, since water will put the fire out and fire causes water to dry up.

5. EARTH + EARTH = MOUNTAINS. very solid, and they practically last forever.

6. EARTH + AIR = SANDSTORMS. you stagger about and lose your sense of direction.

7. EARTH + FIRE = POTTERY. very useful and often lovely, unless earth puts the fire out.

8. AIR + AIR = AIRHEADEDNESS! and a rather detached attitude toward practical reality.

9. AIR + FIRE = COMBUSTION. unless air blows the fire out.

10. FIRE + FIRE = CONFLAGURATION! observe from a safe distance.



Twisted Book IV, The Twisted Menace
by Jessica Zafra

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